Message Delivery Services
2 options to praise or prank someone in a most outrageously bizarre fashion
option 1: your message on 2 18"x25" signs delivered via bagpipe playing unicyclist
Option 2: Your message delivered by a stuffed animal holding an 18"x25" sign, while riding on the shoulders of a unicyclist who is also pushing a smaller unicycle carrying another stuffed animal with a 12"x24" sign.
Reasons to praise
Birthday wishes, congratulations, inside jokes, thinking of you, get well soon, words of encouragement, thank-yous, just because—or whatever else you think is a good reason.
Reasons to prank
Tease a friend, send a breakup note, fire off a spiteful message, express disapproval, quit your job, call someone out, humble someone—or whatever else you think fits.
When bagpiping is a little too loud for the occasion, here's a fun and memorable option. This novelty is sure to turn heads and give people a reason to smile.Pricing
Bagpipe unicycle Base price: $300 plus signage
Stuffed animal Base price: $250 plus signage
Add on Hand deliver a card and or small package $25
How it Works
You provide: your chosen sign, the recipient’s age, time and place for delivery, and a picture of the recipient’s face.
I provide: I attach your sign/message to my frames and create a memorable scene while delivering it to the recipient.
Contact info
Pittsburgh-based | Available for travel
(412) 515-6478
Entertainment Services
- Stage Performances – Taking the concept of rubbing your belly and patting your head to the extreme with humor and elegance.
- Personalized Messages – An outrageously bizarre way to send a message by video or visit.
- Birthday Parties – Unicycles, music, and chaos for all ages.
- Weddings – Bagpipes and bold entrances that wow.
- Funerals & Memorials – Respectful pipes with heart and soul.
- Parades – Big sound, big energy, bigger puppets.
- Custom Gigs – Got something weird? Even better.
Why It Works
- Guaranteed Attention: People stop, stare, smile, laugh, and take pictures. You don’t get that with a static billboard.
- High Dwell Time: People don’t just glance—they watch for 20–30 seconds or better, take pics, videos, and follow along.
- Social Amplification: Photos and videos of me get shared on Instagram, TikTok, and more—giving your brand free extended reach.
- Targeted Activation: I go where your audience is—music festivals, food truck rallies, college campuses, sports stadiums, and busy urban districts.